‘THIS MEANS WAR!’

ThisMeansWarThis movie could’ve just as easily been called “This Means: Score!”

Reese Witherspoon has a new movie out this weekend. Which usually means “romantic comedy.” Which also usually means “chick flick.” Which also means this movie could be terrible.

Lately, whenever I think of romantic comedies, the first movie that pops into my head is “New Years Eve.” And that movie was so bad, it almost turned me off from movies altogether. I mean, it’s been two months, one week, and one day since it was released, and I can still taste the vomit in my mouth. I’m not lying, that movie almost killed me.

But, fortunately for me (and for you) I am not reviewing “New Years Eve” today (I’ve reviewed it once already, and it took an eight hour acid bath to wash the stink off of me. It…just…kept…lingering!!!).

Today, I’ll be reviewing a wonderful action, thriller, rom-comedy called “This Means War.” Continue reading ‘THIS MEANS WAR!’