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And the ‘MATTY’ for Best Actress goes to….
And we’re back, here at the luxurious Norwood Patch ballroom and concert hall. (Also known as my computer room.) And I see some beautiful faces out there… Wait a minute, no I don’t. All I see is my stunning mug and glistening, svelte body staring back at me from my full length mirror. You see, this is what a giant narcissist does to get himself through the day. I put mirrors up all over my house so I can always see myself. Sometimes I’m nude, sometimes I’m not. But all the time, I’m gorgeous. Continue reading The Mattys: Best Actress (Part III)