The Matty’s- 2015: “Best Actress”

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Back from commercial in 3…2…1… (Cue Matty!)

…And we’re back at the MATTY AWARDS, the awards show that all of the Hollywood elite are talking about. As a matter of fact, I just overheard tonight’s Best Supporting Actowinner, J.K. Simmons say to Jessica Chastain that the only award he’s ever wished to win has been “Matty’s Golden Nostrils.”
Well, J.K., I’m happy that you finally received your “Golden Snout.” Congrats.

Ok, back to it, I’m your host Matty W. Kelley and it’s high time we move on to our next category, Best Actress.

Personally, I find this category the sexiest of all the categories. You gotta love the ladies.

And the nominees are: Continue reading The Matty’s- 2015: “Best Actress”