I Review My Family’s Showers!

ShowerMost of you out there on planet Earth know me as Matty W. Kelley, professional movie reviewer. You are correct. I am a professional movie reviewer, and I’m the 2nd best movie reviewer in the entire world.

But just because I review movies doesn’t mean that I don’t have other interests. I do. I’m a very complex and unique individual. I’m a character. I know this because my mother always said to me, “Matty, you’re a character!”

Well, today I’m going to break off from my movie reviewing expertise and tell you about something that is near and dear to my heart. It’s something that I pay close attention to and I feel needs to be brought up in conversations all around water coolers across America. Continue reading I Review My Family’s Showers!