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“I am the master… of disaster.”
“And the Film Critics Choice Award for ‘Picture of the Year’ goes to… ‘The Master.'”
“I would also like to say that the film critic from the Norwood Patch, better known as the best movie reviewer in the country, (if not the world) Matty W. Kelley, wholeheartedly DISAGREES with this award going to the film, ‘The Master.'”
And do you know why I disagree? Because film critics on the whole are snobby, snotty, snooty, uppity nitwits who think they can see something in a film that us common folk can’t see… or understand… or grasp. They’re abstract thinkers, and we’re downright too dumb to think on their level. We just country bumpkins. Continue reading The Master