‘Alex Cross’

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AlexCrossGuess who will be caught making-out with John Carter at this years Razzie Awards? That’s right, Alex Cross.

Ok folks, we’re jumping right into this movie review, feet first.

First off, I am wondering why the hell this movie wasn’t called “Tyler Perry’s: Alex Cross”? Every single movie, or television show, or anything for that fact, that this narcissist has ever been in, has always started off with the two words “Tyler Perry’s…” (Trust me, I know a narcissist when I see one… I am one, just ask me.) Have you ever noticed this? Take a look, Tyler Perry’s “Madea’s Family Reunion,” Tyler Perry’s “Meet The Browns,” Tyler Perry’s “Why Did I Get Married Too,” Tyler Perry’s “House of Payne.” I was driving through town yesterday and I think I saw a van that said “Tyler Perry’s Plumbing and Heating” and a restaurant that said “Tyler Perry’s Chipotle.” I mean, this guy will put his name on anything! Continue reading ‘Alex Cross’