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Someone needs to be put down for this film. And when I say “put down”, I mean killed. Placed in a hole and covered with dirt. Wiped off the face of this planet. Layed on a table and injected with cyanide. Dragged out into the middle of the desert and left for dead. Drawn and quartered. Taken out to the town common and hanged. Whatever’s got to be done has got to be done. But make no doubt about it, someone needs to pay for this catastrophe of cataclysmic proportions.
Someone needs to pay. And right now I’m the only one who has. I’m the only person who paid $13.50 to see this disaster of a film. You see, this is my problem. I have a hard and steadfast rule that I will only review films that I see in the theatre. “Sharknado” was a SyFy “made for TV” movie, so I thought that I was in the clear. Now I’m being serious here, when “Sharknado” was playing on TV, I received numerous emails, texts messages, and post cards from all over the world to review this film. But I said that I can’t, because it was not playing in the theatre. Continue reading Sharknado