And the MATTY for “Best Actor” goes to……..
We got to get right to this MATTY. I hear there’s a storm on the horizon. A blizzard. Everybody’s got to get out and purchase their Nineteen gallons of milk, twenty-two loaves of bread, and four dozen eggs before this whopper hits. What are you going to do with all those groceries? Seriously, once the first flake falls are you going to bathe in a tub of milk? Or are you making 900 slices of french toast so you and your family can survive on breakfast during this devastating 24 hour long storm? Or maybe you are all just mental cases, listening to weathermen tell you to load up on these products just in case you’re stranded in your house for God forbid, 72 hours. Let me tell you, if you’re stuck in your house for three days, I guarantee you will not need 17 pounds of butter! (or whatever it is you got to buy mass quantities of.) Continue reading The Matty’s: Best Actor- 2013