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“The Conjuring” was so scary it made my genitals fall off.”
I kid you not, as I gingerly walked out of the theatre, I quickly peeked down into my slacks, and there it was….. nothing. There was NOTHING there to see. It was just like looking at a Ken doll. I was genital-less.
That is how frighteningly scary this film was.
Now, I’ll tell you right from the get-go that the ‘horror’ genre is not my bag, baby. I’m much more into the ‘science-fiction’ and ‘comedy’ genres. But of course, being the professional movie reviewer that I am, I must see ALL films, no matter what type of movie they are. (except pornography. I absolutely REFUSE to review pornography!… But watch it? Well, that’s a whole different story.)
Let me tell you about the scariest movie I’ve seen since 2010’s “Insidious”. Continue reading The Conjuring