I was born premature on March 31, 1970.
I was also premature on March 11, 2011 when I quickly rushed out of the theatre and spewed out that “Battle: L.A.” would win ‘Best Picture’ at the Oscars.
On May 4, 2012 I was a tad bit premature when came shrieking out of the movie-house bellowing “The Avengers” would get a ‘Best Pic’ nod.
In 2013 I held out a little longer, not releasing my “prematurity” until November 4, when I busted out of the old cineplex moaning that “Blue is the Warmest Color” would sweep the Academy Awards.
And on July 16, 1987 I was premature with my first girlfriend… although she didn’t seem to mind because neither of us knew what the hell we were doing.
Needless to say, I’ve been premature pretty much all my life.
But that ain’t gonna stop me from being premature tonight!
You know what? Actually, tonight I’m going to be mature. I’m going to be mature in telling you all that I have found the “hands down” winner of this year’s “Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences: Film of the Year.” Continue reading Boyhood