Ex Machina

ex_machina_ver4Merriam Webster’s definition of Ex Machina:
a character or thing that enters the story in a novel, play, or movie, etc., and solves a problem that had previously seemed impossible to solve.

Matty’s definition of the same term, (before I looked it up):
Ex Machina: (Spanish); an ex-machine.

Clearly, I had no idea of what this film was about before going in. As a matter of fact, I wasn’t even pronouncing it correctly. I thought it was pronounced “Ex-machine-ah.” Yeah, I kind of looked dumb when I was purchasing my ticket.

Hey, what do I know. I’m not a linguist. I’m the Second Best Movie Reviewer in the World. If Mr. Merriam Webster wants to have a sit down with Mr. Movie Reviewer I’ll gladly school him on everything movie related… and he can learn me every single word in the dictionary.

But until then I’m sticking with movies. Continue reading Ex Machina

Furious Seven

Paul walker

“You know, all that really matters is that the people you love are happy and healthy. Everything else is just sprinkles on the sundae.” -Paul Walker

My name is Matty W. Kelley and I’m a movie reviewer. I don’t think I’m the best movie reviewer in the world, but I KNOW that I am the second best movie reviewer in the world. And that’s a pretty darned good achievement if I do say so myself.
I have always stated that there is only ONE movie reviewer on this entire planet that is better than me. Now, that is up to you to decide who that one person is. But I can absolutely, positively, without a doubt, guarantee you, that I, Matty W. Kelley, am the SECOND BEST MOVIE REVIEWER IN THE WORLD. Continue reading Furious Seven