Les Miserables

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LesMiserables“Sing, sing a song, make it simple, make it strong!” And that’s exactly what I do with my review of “Les Miserables.” So read it… or better yet, sing it!

Alright, alright! Who the hell told me to go see “Les Mis”? First off, from the previews, this was NOT a movie I was looking forward to seeing at all. Then I heard it was originally a book! (Never going to read that!) Then I heard I was turned into a Broadway play! (Never going to see that!) And to top it all off, it’s a musical! (Why the HELL wasn’t I notified that this was a musical?) Well, the sweet young lady who told me to have an open mind and just go see this film (or she’d kill me with her nunchucks) was a dynamic ninja turtle named Carol-Ann… and my God, I have to thank her. Continue reading Les Miserables

‘The Sessions’

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The-Sessions-Poster11“The Sessions” is a moving film about sex and love… and so is this review. So read it.

Do you remember your first time? You know what I’m talking about, the first time you had sex? Of course you do. It’s a major part of growing up. I remember my first time. Don’t worry, I’m not going to get all graphic on you. I’m not going to make this an R-rated movie review. But I will tell you that it was the summer going into my senior year, and it was the best 15 seconds of my life. (Well, up until that that point anyway.) Now don’t go trying to guess who she was. All I’ll tell you is she was a beautiful young lady, and she was from the Niagra Falls area.

It’s a big “to do” for young boys growing up. When you hit puberty, your hormones start going haywire and all you have is sex on the brain. I was a late bloomer. Up until 14 or 15 I had no clue about the birds and the bees. (Hell, I believed in Santa until the eighth grade!) Growing up in my family, nobody sat me down and told me what was up and where certain things were supposed to go. Nobody told me how babies were made. I learned that the old fashioned way, from the nudie magazines I found at the swamp, from the streets, and from sharing information gathered by myself and my friends. (Mostly incorrect information.) Honestly, I don’t know if any of my friends were ever sat down by their parents and told about sex either. It was a different time back then. Continue reading ‘The Sessions’

‘Killing Them Softly’

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KillingThemSoftly“America is not a country, it’s a business.”

William Bradley Pitt, born in Oklahoma on Dec. 18, 1963. William Bradley Pitt, raised in Missouri and moved to California to pursue acting. William Bradley Pitt, married the gorgeous Jennifer Aniston… and divorced her only to hang out with his new stunner, the delicious Angelina Jolie. William Bradley Pitt, given the role of a lifetime by playing the character “Tyler Durden” in the phenominal film “Fight Club.” William Bradley Pitt, known to many ladies as possibly the sexiest man on the planet. William Bradley Pitt….

Let’s just call him “Brad.” Continue reading ‘Killing Them Softly’